Hana Castillo | 16 years young | Aspiring unicorn porn star

Anonymous asked: I don't have radiohead tickets or anything to offer. But you should sent me n00dz anyways. You know. For fun. Because GOING TO JAIL IS FUN. At least there maybe someone will love me >;

Sure. Let me ask my boyfriend for them, first. :3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

  • You and the stranger both like god and nerds.
  • You: god and nerds. oh gosh.
  • Stranger: my girlfriend's a nerd!
  • Stranger: <3
  • You: my boyfriend's a god! <3
  • You: In bed.
  • You have disconnected.

ooppss nope. nah nope. nevermind he’s getting worried sick and scared. feelsbadman.jpeg

I don&#8217;t think I give my Nicholas enough credit for having a girlfriend such as myself. He has to constantly put up with my weirdness and freakishness and he handles all of those like a fucking pro.
He keeps calm as fuck but I know he&#8217;s probably terrified inside. You know just when to be strong for me, Oliver. You have no idea.
You&#8217;re the best pet rock. Ever. I love you more than anything. Except sleep. But I do love one thing more than sleeping.. sleeping with you.

I don’t think I give my Nicholas enough credit for having a girlfriend such as myself. He has to constantly put up with my weirdness and freakishness and he handles all of those like a fucking pro.

He keeps calm as fuck but I know he’s probably terrified inside. You know just when to be strong for me, Oliver. You have no idea.

You’re the best pet rock. Ever. I love you more than anything. Except sleep. But I do love one thing more than sleeping.. sleeping with you.

I know it should be the least of my worries but I hope you don’t leave me for this.

I hope it turns out negative.

Anonymous asked: You should have done it, sent the nude photos, got the tickets and, since you're under 18, reported him for possession of child pornography. Silly girl, you could have had it all!

Haha, I could be in trouble for distribution of child pornography XD

BRAGGING RIGHTS. 
we won third place on the Science Bowl for Hillsborough County.
This is me wearing my Japanese School uniform. derp.

BRAGGING RIGHTS. 

we won third place on the Science Bowl for Hillsborough County.

This is me wearing my Japanese School uniform. derp.

I like how we can’t agree with anything except us.

One of the most difficult things I have to do in life is prying myself away from the tangles of your embrace. Not knowing the next time I’ll be in the comfort of them. I want you to touch me anywhere, everywhere. Your mouth never leaving mine. Your voice. Your eyes. Your lips. I want them so bad.

And this is how my day went. It was beautiful until I had to say goodbye.

On Skyping with my boyfriend

  • Me: Do you want me to strip to keep you entertained?
  • Him: No, I'm entertained looking at your perfect face.
  • Me: you'd have to pay my paypal though. it comes with being a camwhore ;D
  • Me: awwwww! <3 I love you.
  • Him: but I don't have a paypal...